跪求英语小笑话

跪求英语小笑话

A man walked into a zoo,he saw a panda .

the man: Panda, I can satisfy you a wish, only one wish.

the panda: OK, Please take me a color photo.

一人进动物园，看见一只熊猫。

那个人说：熊猫，我可以满足你一个愿望，但是只有一个哦！

熊猫说：那好吧，你给我照一张彩照得了！

有什么简短英语笑话或英语故事!

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

Why? asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.

The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. I'm a panda, he says, at the door.

Look it up. The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation...

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

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