求几个NBA笑话，联欢会用

一、求几个NBA笑话，联欢会用

007黑老，鞋和足球一起飞进球门啦~！~

二、NBA搞笑趣事?

五个字:尼克斯﹑奥登

三、谁知道ＮＢＡ里发生的笑话？

有一次有个新队员上场没穿内窟，和对友开玩笑就把别日呢裤字拉开，谁知道那对友穿咯内裤，然后那个队友也来开玩笑谁知那个人陋出了男人的要害了这是真的

四、有谁能说个关于NBA的笑话

去年有一场比赛六个队员和五个在打，裁判还没发现，忘记是那两支球队

五、nba历史10大搞笑的事件？

①有一次詹姆斯抢篮板，可无奈他飞的太高，而没有抓住球，结果把球挑进了自家的篮筐②一次湖人对火箭，本来麦蒂投篮不进，被湖人抢下板后，由费舍尔运球前进，可他不知怎么，却忽然转身把球传给了奥多姆，由于本能，奥多姆用手一挡，不偏不绮扔进了自家篮筐③奥尼尔的球鞋总是有花样，改成游戏机，电话屡试不爽④一次开拓者对凯尔特人，一次暂停后，由于没听清教练的安排，开拓者一下上场六人，居然还打了一两分钟⑤一次乔丹抢断后，快步上篮，只顾看身后的球员，而不注意脚下，结果莫名其妙的摔了一跤，还撞在了篮球架上⑥一次卡特扣篮，没掌握好力度，一次扣中了篮筐，结果球飞到了遥远的后场⑦杰夫格林参加了去年的扣篮大赛，为了展现弹跳，他赤脚上阵，而他的绿袜子居然破了一个洞 ，另球迷大跌眼镜⑧加内特在抢到板后，可能手光，直接把球扔出界⑨奥拉朱旺再一次比赛中，运球时居然被人踩掉了鞋⑩奥尼尔一次扣篮，居然把栏架和篮筐揪了下来

六、关于一篇NBA英语的小笑话

英文版的。。哦。。暴强NBA小笑话-包括所有球队名称 中文版：有一位国王，他非常喜欢金钱和山珍海味，于是他的爵士为他成立了几支精干的捕猎队伍，其中最强的是湖人队，曾经在尼克斯湖捕过一条猛龙。第二是网队，他们的网能捕各种猛禽，像森林狼和灰熊之类，最后是鹰队，专门抓黄蜂、老鹰等飞禽，国王非常喜欢把抓来的动物做烧烤吃，他还特地组成一个热队，专门做烧烤，小牛、公牛、雄鹿和山猫的肉，用马刺刺成一串串，是国王最爱吃的。一天有个魔术师告诉国王，太阳上有许多黄金，于是国王派他的掘金队，坐着火箭，以超音速的速度飞向了太阳，但一去不复返。于是国王又派骑士和开拓者向太阳进发，但结果还是一样。国王只好亲自出马，带上他的所有奇才勇士，因为人多，只好坐快船去，但半路上快船的活塞又坏了，只好成为步行者。走了一年，两年。。。十年，还是没有到太阳上去，一路上倒是杀了许许多多野兽，最后只剩76人，其野蛮的作风，后来人们把他们称为凯尔特人。 英文版：There is a king, he was very fond of money and Delicacies, so he set up the Jazz for him a few teams capable of hunting team, the strongest of which is the Lakers, the Knicks have been caught off a Toronto Lake. The second is the Nets, their network can capture a variety of birds of prey, like the Timberwolves and Grizzlies and the like, and finally the Hawks, specialized grasping Hornets, eagles and other birds, the king loved the animals Bazhua to eat barbecue, he also Heat up a specially dedicated to doing barbecue, Dallas, Chicago, Milwaukee and Charlotte meat, with the Spurs into a string of thorns, the king's favorite. One day there was a magician told the king, the sun there are many gold, So the king sent his Nuggets team, sat a rocket to fly supersonic speed of the sun, but gone forever. So the king also sent to the Cavaliers and pioneers embarked on the sun, but the results remain the same. King had to get personally involved, to bring all his Wizards Warriors, because many people had to take the Clippers to go, but the half-way piston and bad Clippers, and had to serve as Indiana. Take a year or two years. . . Ten years, still not up to the sun, along the way Daoshi killed many wild beasts, finally only 76, his brutal style, later known as the Celtic people to them.

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