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你这辈子指哪个笑话活着
一天,在一个路边有一个开三菱的人下来和一和溜马的老头攀谈,问这边有什么特产,有什么名胜古迹,他说这里出的马脚力很好,跑的比一般马要快,那个人看了看那匹马说:哼~这么瘦,它还会飞啊? 之后又聊了几句,那个很开车走了,没开多久,突然看到后视镜那匹瘦马,他于是加大油门,那马还是在后面,他一狠心踩到了两百迈,那匹马减速了并向一边吐着舌头,那司机松了一口气,他刹车停了下来对后面喊:你的马也不过如此,都累的吐舌头了,那个老头说:哦,你误会了它向一边吐舌头是表明要超车了~!
谁可以告诉我几个非常好笑的英语笑话
Always Thirsty
I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me.
That's terrible! said the friend. Got any pain?
No, but I am always thirsty!
总感到口渴
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
A Useful Way
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What's that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
一个有效的方法
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？
杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？
杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。
A Present
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凯特的礼物
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。
凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。
The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill.
I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: I'm not dead. I'm still alive.
Be quiet, said the wife. the doctor knows better than you!
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”
医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”
听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”
妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”
Waste or Save?
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
浪费还是节约
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？
Why Is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
他为什么喊
牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！
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