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求英语笑话，要短的（一两句都行），带翻译
Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？
杰克：当然应该了。
汤姆：为什么？
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了
英语幽默笑话大全
一、我是单身汉
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.Anything else? The nurse asked. Yes,Jack thinks for a while and said,I'm a bachelor.
杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格还有什么漏填的？护士问. 有！杰克想了想说，我是个单身汉.
二、死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。
三、位置上的冰激凌
Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine.
Yours?Can you prove it?
Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it.
请原谅，你占了我的位置.
你的位置？你能征明这点吗？
能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌.
四、别无选择
One day,Eve asked Adam,Doyou really love me?
Adam said helplessly,Do I have any other choice?
一天，夏娃问亚当：你当真爱我吗？
亚当无可奈何地回答：我还有的选择吗？
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