需要一篇7~12分钟的小品，1男3女的。大概内容是学英语时闹出了一些笑话。「初一的」

一、需要一篇7~12分钟的小品，1男3女的。大概内容是学英语时闹出了一些笑话。「初一的」

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二、因手机而闹出的笑话用英语翻译成一个小故事

For mobile phone and make a joke

三、搞笑英文故事（短,易懂）

A little boy asked his mother Why are you crying?

一个男孩问他的妈妈：“ 你为什么要哭呢？”

Because I'm a woman, she told him.

妈妈说：“因为我是女人啊。”

I don't understand, he said.

男孩说：“我不懂。”

His mum just hugged him and said, And you never will.

他妈妈抱起他说：“你永远不会懂的。”

Later the little boy asked his father,Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?

后来小男孩就问他爸爸：“妈妈为什么毫无理由的哭呢？”

All women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say.

他爸爸只能说：“所有女人都这样。”

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

小男孩长大了，成为一个男人，但他仍就不懂女人为什么哭泣。

Finally he put in a call to God; and when God got on the phone, he asked,God, why do women cry so easily?

最后，他打电话给上帝；在上帝拿起电话时，他问道：“上帝，女人为什么那么容易哭泣呢？”

God said: When I made the woman, she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort.

上帝回答说：“当我创造女人时，就让她很特别。我使她的肩膀能挑起整个世界；同时却又柔情似水。”

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

“我让她的内心很坚强，能够承受分娩的痛苦，并能多次忍受来自自己孩子的拒绝。”

四、去尼泊尔旅游,碰到一位中国哥们不会讲英文。那天他出去买水，回来两手空空，问我“是不是尼泊尔人都不用

这个是笑话嘛

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