英语的小笑话

1、The mean man's party.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.

Why use my elbow and foot?

Well, gosh, was the reply, You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?

吝啬鬼请客 

    一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。

2、He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？

-- 墓地守墓人。

3、

man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you?

and God says: A penny,

then the man says: God, what is a million years to you?

and God says: a second,

then the man says: God, can I have a penny?

and God says In a second

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?

上帝回答:一便士.

男子又问:那一百万年呢?

上帝说:一秒钟.

最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?

上帝回答:过一秒钟.

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