谁提供一则英语小笑话，要很短的，最好附上中文

一、谁提供一则英语小笑话，要很短的，最好附上中文

【这是个超冷的笑话】

He said to her, if you don't marry me, I'll die.

She refused him.

Sixty years later, he died.

他对她说，“如果你不嫁给我，我就会死。”

她拒绝了他。

六十年以后，他死了。

二、简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't

三、英语小笑话带翻译，简短一点

一)

迪尼斯之旅(中英)

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days，we headed for home.

佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。筋疲力尽地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。

As we drove away, our son waved and said : good bye，Mickey.”

当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥着手说道:“再见，米奇!”

Our daughter waved and said, goodbye, Minnie.”

女儿挥着手说道:“再见，美妮。”

My husband waved, rather weakly，and said : goodbye , money.”

丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道:“再见，美元。”

(二)

生财有道(中英)

Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”

母亲决定尽可能地减少家务开支，于是她自己洗衣服，而不把衣服送到干洗店去干洗了。母亲很得意自己的节约之道，对父亲自夸道:“弗雷德，你想想，我们又增加了五块钱的积累，因为我自己动手洗的这些衣服。”

Good，”my dad quickly replied. Wash it again!”

“好啊!”我父亲立即答道:“那就再洗一遍。”

四、英语笑话一小篇

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, Woof, woof, woof! The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, Now, do you understand the value of a second language?

我费了好大的劲才找到的!!!

五、英语短笑话，带翻译

’”mildly responded the witness．

“There are not，’”thundered counsel．“There is no need for you to argue the point！”

“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no：“Have you ceased beating your wife？”

这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。

有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。

“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辩护律师怒喝道：“那么请你回答这个问题Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？你停止打你老婆了吗?

This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses．

One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations．

“I want‘yes’or‘no，“answer this then。

“噢，”证人说： “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。”

“可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答。”这位证人温和地回敬他。

“不存在这样的问题！”律师厉声打断他！” snapped the lawyer．

“Oh，” said the witness

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