有哪些好玩又有趣的英文笑话？（要加上中文）

一、有哪些好玩又有趣的英文笑话？（要加上中文）

Mrs Brown was going our for the day.She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:nobody home.don't leave anythingwhen got back that night,she found her door broken open and her house ransacked.On the note she had left,she found she following messege added:thanks!we haven't left anything!

布朗夫人今天出门前锁好门后在门上贴了一张便条给送奶人,上面写着:家里没人,不要留下任何东西.当她晚上回来的时候发现家里失窃了,而在早上留下的便条上多了一条信息:谢谢你,我们没有留下任何东西

这个答案行不？

二、这笑话是什么意思

就是说 省略号前面的是铺垫，后面是主要故事 这是一个冷笑话 因为年糕掉海里了

三、10个英语故事，笑话，谜语

英语故事： A milkmaid was going to the market.She carried her milk in a pail on her head. As she went along she began calculating what she would buy after she had sold the milk. I'll buy a new dress, and when i go to the ball,all the young men will dance with me! As she spoke she tossed her head back.the pail immediately fell off her head,and all the milk was spolt. The girl went back without anything.she felt very sad.ah,my child,said her mother. do not count your chickens before they are batched 送牛奶的女孩和她的桶 一个送牛乃的女孩去市场。她手里拎着一桶奶。 在她进去时候，她考虑到：卖了奶，她该买什么呢？ “我要买条新裙子，然后去参加误会，年轻的先生们将全和我跳舞。” 说着说着，她摇了摇头。提桶从手中打翻，牛奶全洒了。 女孩什么都没买就回去了。她觉得很沮丧。“啊，我的孩子，”她的妈妈说，“不要过于乐观。” 笑话： Two roaches having a discussion Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. I was in that new restaurant across the street, said one. It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines. Please, said the other roach frowning. Not while I'm eating! 1.what month do soldiers hate 2.what kind of dog doesnot bite or bark 3.what is the smallest room in the world 4.what kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy 答案： 1.March 3月 (March有行军的意思) 2.Hot dog(热狗) 3.Mushroom.(蘑菇最小) 4.fresh water(淡水)

四、高分悬赏能哄妹子开心的冷笑话.拿出你们看家的!复制的不要,一条条来,只要精华!要冷的!

找你的朋友和你的她，说要问个脑筋急转弯。

问：有一只老鼠会飞，为什么它会飞？（因为它吃了仙丹）

有一条蛇会飞，为什么？（因为它吃了老鼠）

在大家都觉得前面两题很无聊的时候，快速的问：有一只老鹰会飞，为什么？（这时候就有人回答：因为它吃了蛇）

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