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急要英语小故事，小笑话，小谜语，字数100到80个左右，要有翻译，并且要有谜底，字词简单易懂
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一、急要英语小故事，小笑话，小谜语，字数100到80个左右，要有翻译，并且要有谜底，字词简单易懂
1．what man cannot live in a house?
什么人不能住在房子里?
Key： snowman（雪人）
2．What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?
什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案?
Key： dictionary （字典）
3．What question can you never answer Yes to?
什么问题你永远也不能回答是
Key： Are you dead?（你死了吗?）
4、You have it．You read it．There're some pictures in it?
你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么?
Key： book（书）
5、A mouse has a large pocket． What is it?
一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么?
Key： a kangaroo（袋鼠）
6、It has a head ，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．NO feet，but can travel?
它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。
Key： a car（汽车）
二、英语笑话急急急！！！
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious。
我的优点是：我很帅；而我的缺点是：我帅得不明显。
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
Mrs Brown was going our for the day.She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:nobody home.don't leave anythingwhen got back that night,she found her door broken open and her house ransacked.On the note she had left,she found she following messege added:thanks!we haven't left anything!
布朗夫人今天出门前锁好门后在门上贴了一张便条给送奶人,上面写着:家里没人,不要留下任何东西.当她晚上回来的时候发现家里失窃了,而在早上留下的便条上多了一条信息:谢谢你,我们没有留下任何东西
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
A:不会.
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.
三、一篇英语小笑话
They're Busy
May I speak to your parents? ”
“ They're busy. ”
“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”
“ The police. ”
“ Can I speak to them? ”
“ They're busy. ”
“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”
“ The firemen. ”
“ Can I speak to them? ”
“ They're busy. ”
“ So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the
firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? ”
“ Looking for me. ”
他们很忙
电话铃响了，小男孩接了电话。
“请你父母听电话好吗？”
“他们很忙。”
“噢，那家里还有其他人吗？”
“还有警察。”
“我可以和他们说话吗？”
“他们很忙。”
“那还有其他人吗？”
“还有消防员。”
“我可以和他们说话吗？”
“他们也很忙。”
“请直接告诉我——你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家，
但他们都很忙，他们到底在干什么？”
“在找我。”
再附赠一个短的，就两句话
Girl：say“i love you”，say it，come on！say it！
BOY：it！
女孩：说“我爱你”，快点把“它”说出来，说“它”呀！
男孩：“它”！
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