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英语笑话,30秒到一分钟左右
We Left Nothing
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She
locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman
on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!
我们什么也没留下
布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：“家里没人，请不要留下任何东西！” 她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：“谢谢！我们什么也没留下！”
求3分钟英语笑话
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, Did you see that?
两个人去猎鹿。第一个人说：“你看见了么？”
No, the second guy says.
“没有。”第二个人说。
Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead, the first guy says.
“好吧，一只秃鹰刚刚从我们头顶飞过。”第一个人说。
Oh, says the second guy.
“哦。”
A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, Did you see that?
几分钟以后，第一个人说：“你看见了么？”
See what? the second guy asks.
“看见什么？”第二个人问。
Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there.
“你瞎了么？一只大黑熊在山上跑呢，就那儿！”
Oh.
“哦。”
A few minutes later the first guy says: Did you see that?
几分钟后第一个人又说；“你看见了么？”
By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, Yes, I did!
这个时候，第二个人已经不耐烦了，所以他说；“是的，我看见啦！”
And the first guy says: Then why did you step in it?
第一个人说；“那你还往上踩？”
We Left Nothing
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She
locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman
on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!
我们什么也没留下
布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：家里没人，请不要留下任何东西！ 她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：谢谢！我们什么也没留下！
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?
No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!
中文：
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她一开始就说。
小约翰尼站了起来。
“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。
“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”
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