急求关于运动会的英语笑话

一、急求关于运动会的英语笑话

答：

运动世家 A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and theyll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one more and Ill be the world-champion soccer-teams coach. The American starts laughing. He says Ive had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and Ill open a golf course!

德国人 , 英国人和美语正在一列火车上旅行。 他们变得无趣而且开始告诉彼此关于他们的家庭。 德国人说我有 4个小孩, 另外一个和他们ll 泡一个篮球队。 英国人说哼!!那毫不，我喝 10个男孩、另外一个和我 ll 是世界-冠军的足球 - 队 s 教练。 美国开始笑。 他说我ve 有 17个老婆和没有小孩!! 但是另外一个妻子和我ll 打开一个高尔夫球场!

运动会The elder brother takes a younger brother to attend the sports games of school.While connecting a dint match a beginning, the younger brother asks:Front why does that person run so and quickly?

The elder brother answers a way:Certainly want to run quickly, you didn't see a behind, is that person taking stick to make track for and beat him?

哥哥带着弟弟去参加学校的运动会。当接力赛开始时，弟弟问：“前面那个人为什么跑得那么快？”

哥哥答道：“当然要快跑啦，你没有看见后面那个人正拿棍子追着要打他吗？”

二、史上最搞笑的运动会班言

从网上给孩子买了个水杯，早起孩子上学要带，发现杯子口漏水，我使劲拧了拧，好不漏了，孩子高兴的拿着上学去了。放学回来我看见孩子没喝水，孩子冲我喊到，你使的劲太大了，我们班最大劲的都没拧开。

三、跟运动有关的幽默英文小故事，急！！

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

只顾工作不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻。

(演讲节选)

Resign Speech by Jordan

乔丹退职演讲

I am here to announce despair my retirement from the game of bas-ketball. It won't be another announcement to baseball or anything to that nature. I think that everyone has their own reasons. There's been a lot of speculations in terms of why.I'm pretty sure I'll get to that point once you guys get an opportunity to ask questions.

我在此宣布我退出篮坛的决定。这个声明不表示我要转行打棒球或者做任何这类事情。每个人都有自己的想法。已经有很多人在猜测原因。我确信，当你们有人提问时，我会谈到这点。

But I want to say thank you to both of the gentlemen here，Mr.Stern and Mr. Rheinstorf,for presenting me with the opportunity to play the game of basketball and certainly to give me an opportunity to come to Chicago and meet my beautiful wife and build a family here. I want to say thanks to both of those gentlemen and to all the fans in Chicago for allowing me to come here and they've adopted me to one of theirs.

我要感谢这里的两位先生—斯特恩先生和莱恩斯托夫先生。因为他们给了我打篮球的机会，给予我机会来到芝加哥，遇到我美丽的妻子并在此建立了家庭。我要感谢这两位先生和芝加哥所有的球迷—他们已经接纳我成为他们中的一员。

I will be in Chicago for my career hopefully，and for the rest of my life. My wife won't allow me to move nowhere else. So I will be in Chica-go , and I will support Chicago teams.

为了我的事业，我会留在芝加哥，我希望在此度过余生。我的妻子绝不会允许我搬家。所以我会留在芝加哥，我会支持芝加哥的球队。

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