关于英语的小笑话带翻译

一、关于英语的小笑话带翻译

The bus is very crowded.A man tries to get on,but no one gives way to him. Hey,let me get on the bus.the man shouts. It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus.a passenger says to him. But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver.the man says. 公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路. 喂,让我上车!那位男士喊道. 车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆车上的一位乘客对他说. 但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机!那位男士说道.

二、有关英语的笑话

Have His Ear in My Pocket (51笑话集www.51xhj.com)

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened?

A kid bit me, replied Ivan.

Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother.

Id know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket.

 

三、有没有英语的小笑话？

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟.

四、简单易懂的英语笑话

Be Much Worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

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