英语笑话4句左右吧~！简单点但要搞笑的~！

一、英语笑话4句左右吧~！简单点但要搞笑的~！

[搞笑短信] 你等着发工资吧

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.

如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。如果你想要快乐，我做你的微笑。如果你想要钱……等着发工资吧！

If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u.

如果你躲起来，我会去找你。如果你不见了，我会寻觅你。如果你离开了，我会等你。如果日子会把你带走，我会为你战斗。

But, if u stop sending msgs, I'll kill you.

但是，如果你停止发短信息，我会宰了你。

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.

有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, Let me try world peace.

然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

二、搞笑的英语笑话，越多越好？

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.

You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?

She is the one who sells the candy.

三、简单有趣的英文笑话

I CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH

Mary:I'm glad I wasn't born in France.

Alice:Why?

Mary:Because I can't speak French.

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