2分钟英语小故事

2分钟英语小故事

I know who god is!

A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?

The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.

The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?

The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.

The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?

The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and

straight.

The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has

answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?

儿子：妈妈，上帝是白人还是黑人？

妈妈：宝贝，上帝是白人也是黑人！

儿子：那上帝是男人还是女人？

妈妈：宝贝，上帝是男人也是女人！

儿子：哦。我知道了，上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊！

Talking clock

会说话的钟

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?

Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!

一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的？”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴！现在是凌晨两点钟了！”

一个英语小故事，读完要2-3分钟，歌也行，不过要有mp3

One morning a fox saw a cock.He thought,This is my breakfast.'' He came up to the cock and said,I know you can sing very well.Would you like to sing for me?''The cock was glad.He closed his eyes and began to sing.The fox saw that and caught him in his mouth and carried him away. People in the field saw the fox.They shouted：Look,look!The fox is carrying our cock away.'' The cock said to the fox,Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.'' The fox opened his mouth and said,The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock ran away from the fox and fled into the tree. 一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。 他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你唱歌非常好听，你能唱首歌给我听么？”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。 在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。” 狐狸张开他的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，公鸡逃离了狐狸的嘴巴，跑到了树底下。

Once upon a time, there was a wolf. The Wolf was maimed . He couldn't out to eat.

He was very hungry and thirsty. He saw a sheep.

If you bring me the water, he said, I will find to get some food. But the sheep said , if I bring you the water, then I will be your food.

狼和羊

很久很久以前，这里有一只狼。他受伤了。他不能外出捕食。他感到又饿又渴，这时，他看见一只羊。“你给我一点水解渴”，他说，“我就能自己去寻找食物了。”

“是呀”，羊回答说，“如果我给你送水喝，那么我就会成为你的食物。”

One morning a fox saw a cock. He thought, This is my breakfast. He came up to the cock an said, I know you can sing very well. Can you sing for me? Tthe cock was glad. He closes his eyes and began to sing. The fox saw that and caught him in his mouth and carried him away. The people in the field saw the fox. They cried, Look, look! The fox is carring the cock away. The cock said to the fox, Mr Fox, do you understand? The fox is carring the cock away. Tell them it is yours. Not theirs. The fox opened his mouth and said, The cock is mine, not yours. Just then the cock ran away from the fox and fled into th tree.

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One morning a fox saw a cock. He thought, This is my breakfast. He came up to the cock an said, I know you can sing very well. Can you sing for me? Tthe cock was glad. He closes his eyes and began to sing. The fox saw that and caught him in his mouth and carried him away. The people in the field saw the fox. They cried, Look, look! The fox is carring the cock away. The cock said to the fox, Mr Fox, do you understand? The fox is carring the cock away. Tell them it is yours. Not theirs. The fox opened his mouth and said, The cock is mine, not yours. Just then the cock ran away from the fox and fled into th tree.

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