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英语幽默小故事 A Boy with a Big Head

Don't listen to them, his mother said, You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes.

Where is the shopping bag?

I haven't got one-use your hat

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一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。”

“购物袋在哪儿？”

“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”

A teacher asked a student to write 55.

Student asked: How?

Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

teacher: What are you waiting for?

student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

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