猫吃鱼的故事

猫吃鱼的故事

    （一）

    四只猫各自分到了一条鱼，鱼很新鲜很味美，猫们垂涎欲滴。这时，一只老鼠吱溜一声跑过，离它最近的猫本能地奋起追击。其余三猫感叹：看来对幸福的理解往往是因猫而异啊。

    （二）

    四只猫各自分到了一条鱼，猫们度长絜大，议论纷纷。老鼠不合时宜地出现了，对分到最小的鱼的猫仗义执言，为什么干同样的劳动，收入分配如此不公？猫怒而逐之：分配不公现象比比皆是，自古皆有，何来尔等鼠辈一旁聒噪辱我猫格？

        （三）

来源：( ) - 2010年全国一卷高考作文仿写：最爆笑的猫吃鱼故事演绎_贵毕公路_新浪博客    四只猫各自分到了一条鱼，三猫动作优雅，吃得津津有味。一猫爱思索：待遇优厚也不能尸位素餐坐享其成。机会来了，一只老鼠惊惶地路过，猫起身扑之。另三猫大怒：有鱼不吃非逐鼠，你是不是要陷我等于不义？猫郁闷而退，感叹：什么时候干点本职工作也这么难了？

    （四）

    四只猫各自分到了一条鱼，一场饕餮大餐眼看就要上演，此时，一鼠窜出，一猫逐之。甲猫嗤之以鼻：多事！乙猫微微哂笑：品味！丙猫头也不抬：作秀呗！逐鼠之猫反辱相讥：别以为你们掌握了话语权就对别人的正常行为说三道四！

    （五）

    四只猫各自分到了一条鱼，三只猫安贫乐道，享受生活。第四猫不屑一顾，作势扑鼠。三猫很不理解，恭敬相询。第四猫不吝赐教：有人说过，不管黑猫白猫，抓得到老鼠就是好猫。三猫深受启发，感佩不已，于是东奔西突，勤勉抓鼠。剩下四盘鱼摆在桌上，无猫问津，第四猫吃了个肚皮滚圆，正色相告：那个人还说过，要让一部分猫先肥起来！

    三猫愕然。

猫和鱼的长篇英语故事

One day,a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.The fish said to itself,If that fly comes six inches closer,I'll jump up and have myself a meal. Just then,a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, If that fly gets any closer to that fish,the fish will jump up,and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal. As luck would have it,a hunter saw what was happening.He thought to himself,If that fly moves closer to the fish,the fish will jump,the bear will lean over to grab the fish,and I'll shoot the bear. Just then,a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself, If that fly moves closer to the fish,the fish will jump,the bear will lean over to grab the fish,the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear,and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.However,unbeknownst to the rat,a cat was observing everything and thinking,If that fly moves closer to the fish,the fish will jump,the bear will grab the fish,the hunter will shoot the bear,the rat will grab the sandwich,and I'll snatch the rat. At that very moment,the fly dropped a few inches,the fish grabbed the fly,the bear grabbed the fish,the hunter shot the bear,the rat grabbed the sandwich,the cat jumped,missed the rat and landed in the lake.The moral of this story is:If the fly drops six inches the pussy will get wet.

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